Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Words women use

Fine : This is the word woman use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been give 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing : This is the clam before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing" usually end in 'Fine."

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

Loud sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

That'd Okay : This is one of the most dangeous statement that a woman can make to a man. "That;s Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks : A woman is thanking you. Do not question it of faint. Just say you're welcome.

Whatever : It's a woman's way of saying f**k you!

Have a good day : Send this to the men you know, to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.


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